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The Living clown Car

A Sexual position where a woman gets as many dicks in every hole as she can without hurting herself
"I heard she got the living clown car" "Really I want one"

Austin Carliling 

The act of fangirling over Austin Carlile more than any other celebrity
*sees pic of austin carlile*

Friend 1: ERMEHGAWD HES SO PERFECT
Friend 2: is it austin again?
Friend 1: YESSSS I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
Friend 2: you're really good at Austin Carliling
Austin Carliling by Squidgy Carlile December 18, 2013