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Big booty sussy car by KingpinLegend95 March 22, 2022
Car Boot Syndrome
Haggling in an effort to purchase an item for a lower value than the advertised price, despite the fact that the item is already significantly below market value. This type of practice typically occurs at car-boot-sales, and can be rather embarrassing.
Buyer - "how much for that classic Ming Vase"
Seller - "£1"
Buyer - "Oh, really, is it? Hmmm...I'll give you 98p"
Seller - "Fuck off"
Buyer - "I'm sorry. I suffer from Car Boot Syndrome. I don't mean to be a twat"
Seller - "£1"
Buyer - "Oh, really, is it? Hmmm...I'll give you 98p"
Seller - "Fuck off"
Buyer - "I'm sorry. I suffer from Car Boot Syndrome. I don't mean to be a twat"
Car Boot Syndrome by Dilkes July 7, 2011
Car Boot
1. The storage area at the rear of a automobile. Other terms such as "trunk" are used in the US. The word "boot" is used mainly in the UK.
2. A popular way of selling unwanted goods, similar to a garage sale in the US. A car boot is ushally held in a large open area such as a field.
2. A popular way of selling unwanted goods, similar to a garage sale in the US. A car boot is ushally held in a large open area such as a field.
Husband: Do you feeling like going to the car boot today?
Wife: Yes, there's a great car boot in Coleford this week, might pick up a few bargins.
Wife: Yes, there's a great car boot in Coleford this week, might pick up a few bargins.
Car Boot by Jamie Frost August 14, 2009
Car boot sale
When someone crashes their car, usually involves rolling it, and all the contents fly out of the now broken windows, usually leaving a trail of destruction and obsolete car parts.
Man 1 pointing down a hill "Dude, check that car boot sale out! Bet that hurt!!"
Man 2 "And I bet I know exactly how much all that is going to cost me ... free! Grab a bin bag!"
Man 1 "Awesome! Check it out, a slightly scratched copy of limp bizkit's greatest hits! Win!! Oh, and an arm..."
Man 2 "And I bet I know exactly how much all that is going to cost me ... free! Grab a bin bag!"
Man 1 "Awesome! Check it out, a slightly scratched copy of limp bizkit's greatest hits! Win!! Oh, and an arm..."
Car boot sale by Smeggles182 June 11, 2010
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