car boner 

An erection caused by the vibrations of a car usually occuring on long car rides, and lame scenery which sometimes causes the mind to wander and think about said vibrations.

"My gosh honey! I didn't know you were in the mood."

"I'm not, it's just a damn car boner. It'll go away in a minute."

car boner by Cinde April 27, 2006

Car Boner 

When the vibrations of a car, train or plane journey cause you to get a hard on. also for further amusement - sometimes sexual, one can tightlypres the area around giving it a firm clear outline of the boner, this is then called a "Car Boner Hand Print" derived from carbon footprint.

"Dude, put that Car boner away, you're making me ill!" "Woh vibrations are getting to the lower quater, think i got a car boner coming on" "Brookes Mathews made a major car boner hand print the other day, soo clear but soo small" "Brighton + Lifton = a journey full of car boners"

Car Boner by Forest Kin January 23, 2008

car boner 

(n:) a raging hard on from looking at super fucking sexy car.
example: 2010 Corvette ZR1 or

1958 Cadillac Eldorado Brougham

(if you like'em old, you know what i'm talk'n bout)

Holy Shit! I got a massive car boner from that 68 Camaro SS. I'm gonna fuck the tailpipe on that beautiful fucking car.

car boner by Niko the Jew January 1, 2012

Car Boner 

Getting sexually excited from viewing beautiful cars

Gustavo caught a car boner from that Mercedes-Benz

Car Boner by YoungMoneyGstack$ November 3, 2011

Unsolicited Car Boner 

An erection achieved with out desire or known arousal while driving on a long road trip. Typically predicated by a long night of drinking and little sleep.

I was driving back from a weekend road trip when suddenly I got an unsolicited car boner and my buddy started laughing at me.

Unsolicited Car Boner by lug33 March 17, 2010

Backseat car boner 

When your sitting in the backseat and the vibrations from the road, engine, and the transmission give you a boner

I hate riding in the backseat, I always get backseat car boners

Backseat car boner by Oujidon January 5, 2018

car owner boner 

The wondrous feeling of pride one gets when working on their car (e.g. changing a tire).

So I was on the freeway the other day and I got a flat. Next thing I did was pull over to the side of the road and changed it. I can safely say that I had a car owner boner for the rest of that night.

car owner boner by dejaflu February 23, 2011