Captain Dipshit 

1. The Captain of the Dipshits.

2. someone skilled enough in the art of being a dipshit that they are able to lead other dipshits into battle...

Certificatologist: "Way to go Captain Dipshit, you've done it again."

Midget: "Another hooker bites the dust."

Certificatologist: "You kilt her proppa wee man, you kilt her proppa..."

Captain Dipshit by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006

captain dipshit 

the captain of all dipshits . when all dipshits gather in ceremony to religiously practice dipshiting. shit and dip .shit and dip. he becomes the leader of the pack. when he dies next dipshit in line takes his royal place.

1) hey captain dipshit weres the meeting tonite.

2) hey captain dipshit u forgot this.

captain dipshit by MSN 2007 July 23, 2009

captain dip shit 

Words used to describe a friend when they ask stupid questions that they definetly should know the answer to. A term used when you've already returned a friends belongings and they ask for their property.

Stephen: Cricket, do you have my cigarettes.
Cricket: Hello, I already gave them back to you, Captain dip shit!

captain dip shit by OtterChic April 25, 2006

CaptainDipshit 

One who is the biggest asspony of all. see also "asspony"

Great job kicking in the door, CaptainDipshit...it was unlocked.

CaptainDipshit by scittles October 8, 2003