cantek

short for cantekin.
-Cantek is the perfect example of an alpha male.

-Yo check that guy over there.
-Well thats Cantek. My ex.
-He is such a wild beast. Love it.

by checkildinn December 8, 2021

Tim Canterbury

A character of BBC's The Office who just turned 30, lives with his parents, and works in Slough at Wernham-Hogg paper company. Pretty much the only high points in this life of his include pulling practical with engaged receptionist Dawn (OTP!) on his annoying desk neighbour Gareth Keenan.

Gareth: In this room, I have special--
Tim: Needs?
Gareth: No, I am a special--
Tim: Needs child?
Gareth: No, and that's not funny!
*Tim and Dawn laugh*

by Jemma March 25, 2005

cantele

A word originated in the bay referring to someone who has just bashed part of a car in, usually a window or bumper. Can also be used as a verb.

Micheal is such a cantele, he smashed into another car yesterday, thats the third time this month.

SHUT THE FUCK UP TONY, OR I WILL CANTELE YOUR CAR TO SHIT!

by lava_vag December 10, 2006

canteening

The act of traveling to the Merritt Canteen to get some amazing grub such as the Brutal Dog, Clam Strips, Mac-N-Cheez Bites, or a 1/3lbs Bison Cheeseburger. Preferably around 2 a.m. when your high or drunk as fuck.

Are we canteening when you get home?
For sure

Canteen Canteen

by canteen freak December 15, 2011

canteen punk

A prisoner who has sex in exchange for candy bars, soda or snacks at the canteen. Insulting term for a stupid or weak man or a homosexual.

Shit, don't pay no attention to Jimmy. He's nothing but a canteen punk, blow ya for a snickers bar.

by Anonymous November 8, 2002

Canter

Scottish ; means easy.

Staying off the drink is a canter

by User67776489 December 7, 2019

Cantember

The nonexistent month in which we somehow find time to do all the shit we have no time to do. A combination of can't even and can you not, with a little "can't remember" thrown in.

"What's the deadline?" "Client said ASAP, but they say that every damn day, so let's just shoot for the first week in Cantember."

by wordwitch_jess January 10, 2018