cantek 

short for cantekin.
-Cantek is the perfect example of an alpha male.

-Yo check that guy over there.
-Well thats Cantek. My ex.
-He is such a wild beast. Love it.

cantek by checkildinn December 8, 2021

Tim Canterbury 

A character of BBC's The Office who just turned 30, lives with his parents, and works in Slough at Wernham-Hogg paper company. Pretty much the only high points in this life of his include pulling practical with engaged receptionist Dawn (OTP!) on his annoying desk neighbour Gareth Keenan.

Gareth: In this room, I have special--
Tim: Needs?
Gareth: No, I am a special--
Tim: Needs child?
Gareth: No, and that's not funny!
*Tim and Dawn laugh*

Tim Canterbury by Jemma March 25, 2005

cantele 

A word originated in the bay referring to someone who has just bashed part of a car in, usually a window or bumper. Can also be used as a verb.

Micheal is such a cantele, he smashed into another car yesterday, thats the third time this month.

SHUT THE FUCK UP TONY, OR I WILL CANTELE YOUR CAR TO SHIT!

cantele by lava_vag December 10, 2006

canteening 

The act of traveling to the Merritt Canteen to get some amazing grub such as the Brutal Dog, Clam Strips, Mac-N-Cheez Bites, or a 1/3lbs Bison Cheeseburger. Preferably around 2 a.m. when your high or drunk as fuck.

Are we canteening when you get home?
For sure

Canteen Canteen

canteening by canteen freak December 15, 2011

canteen punk 

A prisoner who has sex in exchange for candy bars, soda or snacks at the canteen. Insulting term for a stupid or weak man or a homosexual.

Shit, don't pay no attention to Jimmy. He's nothing but a canteen punk, blow ya for a snickers bar.

canteen punk by Anonymous November 8, 2002

Canter 

Scottish ; means easy.

Staying off the drink is a canter

Canter by User67776489 December 7, 2019

Cantember 

The nonexistent month in which we somehow find time to do all the shit we have no time to do. A combination of can't even and can you not, with a little "can't remember" thrown in.

"What's the deadline?" "Client said ASAP, but they say that every damn day, so let's just shoot for the first week in Cantember."

Cantember by wordwitch_jess January 10, 2018