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cantaloupe smuggler

Term used to define a well endowed woman clad in a tight fitting shirt, blouse or dress and obviously concealing beneath an ample set of mammary glands. Coined and used by undercover narcotics officers (tongue in cheek) during attempts to identify actual drug smugglers in the sea of humanity characteristic of large airports. Also useful in the common vernacular, especially in mixed company to surreptitiously describe a large breasted woman.
Joe, I'm not positive, but she appears to be a cantaloupe smuggler.
by Clifford Skridlow October 9, 2016
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