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The act of defecating into a jar (commonly used to store candy) and then placing said jar onto the highest shelf in one of the cupboards, with the intention that the foul smell will be difficult to locate.
Matt really pissed me off yesterday, so I filled up on burritos yesterday and left him a good ol’ candy jar in the kitchen this morning.
Candy jar by Shower-shits November 8, 2019
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A girl's cunt or vagina. This comes from the phrase "eat out" and the fact that men want to get inside of it.

Used especially for fat or more experienced girls who have a loosened up twat which is literally like a jar (big and open).
"I want to get my face inside her candy jar and eat everything inside!"

"I fucked her in the candy jar and she came back for more."
candy jar by Yoyo master July 19, 2006
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