Candy Crush

Poor excuse for a game.

A piece of garbage that denies of social life for the user and annoys all the people around. Its extensive levels and difficulty made people became addicted and ask for lifes to their facebook friends, and send countless invitations. Another example of the Cyber-geddon.

It's just a copy of bejeweled.

Child: Dad, I'm hungry !

Father: Oh..! your mother is playing Candy Crush and forgot to make dinner for you!

Candy Crush by Lokillo August 31, 2013

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Candy Crush

An addictive Bejeweled knock-off featuring various candies that was originally released in 2011, blazing the trail for freemium games and mindless time-killing apps. The game is currently only played by Candy Crush addicts; it fell from relevancy in mid-2013.

"Does anyone even play that weird candy crushing game anymore?" - Kevin
"I love Candy Crush! I actually find it kind of intellectually stimulating!" - Hannah,a Candy Crush Addict age 22, currently on level 1268

Candy Crush by yokv12 January 31, 2016

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Candy Crush

Just about the dumbest game in the modern world. People come begging to their friends on Facebook for lives and take the game way too seriously. Most adults who are trying to be impressive play. Also is known as Candy Crack because it is so addictive.

Person 1: "Sweetie have you started dinner?"
Person 2: "I'M PLAYING CANDY CRUSH. LET ME BEAT THE LEVEL!"
Person 1: *silently backs away*

Candy Crush by k1798 December 25, 2013

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Candy Crush

A very addicting game, can be played on smartphones, ipods, laptops, etc.

Involves matching various candies by swapping candies either horizontally or vertically, to create sets of 3-5 candies. Special candies are formed when combos of 4 or 5 candies are created.

Highly addictive, and involves you hounding Facebook friends to send more lives, extra moves, or unlock the next level for you.

Hey can you unlock me in Candy Crush? I want to move on to the next level!!

My grades are suffering due to my Candy Crush addiction

Candy Crush by skippinit August 26, 2013