Cancerian

their zodiac sign is Cancer. they are the sweetest, will love you to the absolute fullest, will beat your ass if they have to, kind af, the best friend, a popular loner, likes their feelings, probably has social anxiety since their not use to being around people. Their dads are usually Scorpios and their most compatible with Capricorns.

The funny thing is Capricorn and Cancers are the middle of the years. So it likes to go likes that. Because end of June is Cancer and the end of December is Capricorn which is 6 months apart. So a Gemini would probably go with a Scorpio! Also, they are the Cancer and Capricorn line on earth thingy

Guy 1: Do you like *insert name*?
Guy 2: Hell yeah, she's so kind, my girl bestfriend and is so cute and sensitive
Guy 1: Really? Her zodiac sign must be Cancer. You don't get many boy cancers.
Guy 2: A Cancerian! I'm a Capricorn

Guy 1: Dude, you and your 'best friend' are the utmost compatible

Cancerian by theroadmaninmysnap June 3, 2020

Cancerian

A angel, a Mikhael baby bird.....he will never tell you that he can fully get your female self pregnant directly awesome to him is the ovary system on a human. He rides scorpion all over the earth 🌎 through sin....🇨🇦

Cancerian: a sun sign for male or female person.

Cancerian by Hexxah December 6, 2025

Candarian stalagmite 

A turd dilivered from a human anoose inside of a cave that stands proud and erect rising from the cave floor pointing towards the ceiling. The Candarian stalagmite has a remarkable resemblance to a regular stelagmite.

It is good fun to drop a Candarian stalagmite and have it discovered and examined by unsuspecting spelunkers.

Candarian stalagmite by Puppychup August 8, 2019

CancerAIDS 

A horrifying (though possibly fictitious) wasting disease, which is wished upon internet commenters who have sinned against the community (usually by way of a "first" or a "failed firstie").

After reading an article or viewing an image or video, you notice there are no comments.

You post:

First!

The replies quickly follow:

- Die of CancerAIDS, a**hole!
- Drown in a bucket of CancerAIDS, douchebag!

OR...

You believe no one has commented yet, so you post:

First!

Sadly for you, as you were typing, the true first post went up, and it was actually relevant and even insightful, which only served to highlight your own pathetic lack of worth as a human. And so...

- Failed firstie, you sad twat. Its the CancerAIDS for you!

CancerAIDS by Nico de Mas May 29, 2010

canerman

an inter-breed of a canadian and/or german, creating an unstable balance of stuff and jesus.

Jordan Jew: "that damn canerman stole my stuff"
Alex Menuer: "lets kick that canerman's bunghole!"
Ian turd: "dude, that's a canerman crusafix! put it down and wash your hands!"

canerman by Ian Turd June 7, 2006

cancervative 

Any member of the Republican't party of just say no to yes.

"Cancervative wisdom prevented President Obama from having any success during his first year in office."

cancervative by theocamb February 5, 2010

Cancerents

Parents who smoke cigarettes around their children.

Nick: I can't breathe in my own home!
Tony: Why not?
Nick: Cancerents T_T

Cancerents by Cybapa December 6, 2009