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Cancered
When somebody (or a playlist) unexpectedly plays cancer by My Chemical Romance, resulting in any, repressed or otherwise, emos souls to leave their body. Leaving them crying, runny eyelinered, in a corner curled in a ball screaming the lyrics and not getting up for an hour or 3, hoods up and the strings pulled. Be careful, because after the crying is done... they might kill your family. This is a major act of emo disrespect.
"Yo John, wheres Frank?
"SHHHHHHH! Hes over there"
"What is he yelling and why is he in a corner?"
"Cancer came on the radio"
"Ohhh, He got Cancered."
"Almost as bad as that time he got northern downpoured"
"Ouch... Well it'll take him a while to fix his eyeliner, lets grab pizza."
"SHHHHHHH! Hes over there"
"What is he yelling and why is he in a corner?"
"Cancer came on the radio"
"Ohhh, He got Cancered."
"Almost as bad as that time he got northern downpoured"
"Ouch... Well it'll take him a while to fix his eyeliner, lets grab pizza."
Cancered by ACloudyDay7 January 17, 2019
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ball cancered
Function: adjective
1. being under the influence of marijuana.
this is so named because of a recent study that has shown a supposed causal link between smoking marijuana and certain aggressive strains of testicular cancer.
1. being under the influence of marijuana.
this is so named because of a recent study that has shown a supposed causal link between smoking marijuana and certain aggressive strains of testicular cancer.
ball cancered by flatcurve February 16, 2009
ovarian-cancered
Christine: So what happened with Sarah and that dude last night?
Rachel: Oh, you mean Brad? Well, they were going to hook up, but I ovarian-cancered her.
Rachel: Oh, you mean Brad? Well, they were going to hook up, but I ovarian-cancered her.
ovarian-cancered by Catastophe Waitress September 6, 2005
officiary cancered
officiary cancered by ghozzap February 18, 2024
wookiee life day is canceled
A way of saying there are no drugs without incriminating yourself.
From the fictional Star Wars holiday of the same name, in which every three years wookiees consume hallucinogenic orga root in order to commune with the tree of life. If none of the drug is available, the wookiee elders cancel the celebration for that year.
From the fictional Star Wars holiday of the same name, in which every three years wookiees consume hallucinogenic orga root in order to commune with the tree of life. If none of the drug is available, the wookiee elders cancel the celebration for that year.
Alice: Did you get the stuff for the party?
Bob: No, Dave was all out. Wookiee life day is canceled.
Bob: No, Dave was all out. Wookiee life day is canceled.
wookiee life day is canceled by Boboli December 28, 2013
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).