Cancer card

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The unassailable excuse of cancer patients and their immediate family that gets them out of events and responsibilities as needed.

John didn't want to go to his cousin's wedding. So at the last minute, he played the cancer card and told his aunt he didn't feel well enough to make it. While his aunt fretted about what his absence meant for John's health, John watched college football all afternoon in his underwear.

Cancer card by akwhitacre August 26, 2009

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cancer card

What "certain folks" with cancer like to cry to make other people feel bad.

"i tried calling in sick today, but my boss who has a breast disease pulled the cancer card on me, so i came in anyway."

cancer card by jwax December 28, 2007

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Uno Cancel card

This the ONLY thing that can cancel out an uno reverse card.

12 year old: ya mum gay lol.
friend: uno reverse card.
12 year old: uno cancel card lollll.

Uno Cancel card by Meme-all-star 3000 December 1, 2020

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Cancertard

A cancerous retard. This is used loosely, as it applies to anyone who is both cancerous and extremely stupid.

Augh, that feminazi is such a cancertard..

Why are 12 year olds on COD always such cancertards?

Cancertard by CromBomb August 17, 2016

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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