Cancer card

The unassailable excuse of cancer patients and their immediate family that gets them out of events and responsibilities as needed.

John didn't want to go to his cousin's wedding. So at the last minute, he played the cancer card and told his aunt he didn't feel well enough to make it. While his aunt fretted about what his absence meant for John's health, John watched college football all afternoon in his underwear.

Cancer card by akwhitacre August 26, 2009

cancer card

What "certain folks" with cancer like to cry to make other people feel bad.

"i tried calling in sick today, but my boss who has a breast disease pulled the cancer card on me, so i came in anyway."

cancer card by jwax December 28, 2007

Uno Cancel card 

This the ONLY thing that can cancel out an uno reverse card.

12 year old: ya mum gay lol.
friend: uno reverse card.
12 year old: uno cancel card lollll.

Uno Cancel card by Meme-all-star 3000 December 1, 2020

Cancertard 

A cancerous retard. This is used loosely, as it applies to anyone who is both cancerous and extremely stupid.

Augh, that feminazi is such a cancertard..

Why are 12 year olds on COD always such cancertards?

Cancertard by CromBomb August 17, 2016