1 definition by akwhitacre
The unassailable excuse of cancer patients and their immediate family that gets them out of events and responsibilities as needed.
John didn't want to go to his cousin's wedding. So at the last minute, he played the cancer card and told his aunt he didn't feel well enough to make it. While his aunt fretted about what his absence meant for John's health, John watched college football all afternoon in his underwear.
by akwhitacre August 26, 2009