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Cameramateur 

An amateur camera operator who doesn't properly use their phone camera by tilting it down or away from the subject at the precise moment of action, thereby missing the entire reason they were filming something to begin with.
"Did you see that video of a car jumping over a building?"
"Yes, I saw it but there was nothing to see because the person taking the video was a complete cameramateur."
Cameramateur by TheChrisenator August 11, 2021

camerafag 

Those who pride themselves in owning the most expensive photography equipment and image editing software available yet are not professional photographers. Camerafags are typically far more knowledgeable regarding the latest digital camera bodies, lenses, lighting equipment, and processing techniques than their professional counterparts, however, photography provides little to no income for them. Camerafags typically do their “shoots” for free in an effort to “get their work out there,” share their techniques and shooting secrets on their blogs and forums, and pride themselves in “editing” and watermarking even the quickest of snapshots before posting to their favorite forum or distributing them to friends or family members. It isn’t uncommon for camerafags to have more expensive or sophisticated gear than their professional counterparts or even “beater” digital SLR cameras that they use when they don’t want to damage their more expensive equipment. A camerafag’s worth is measured by the size of his battery grip or the value of his lens collection. Camerafags are also often considered camera savants among their peers. Interestingly enough, not all camerafags are good photographers.
That guy is such a camerafag, he won't even let me see our photos from our trip to Disneyland until he "edits" them.

Look at the camerafag shooting his daughter's piano recital with his Nikon D3 and $2000 lens. All of the other dads brought their point-and-shoots.
camerafag by camerafag January 6, 2010

camerabatics 

Twisting, dipping, twirling camera shots in a movie. Some directors who are famous for their camerabatics are Peter Jackson and Baz Luhrmann.
Whoa, did you just see that shot of the Nazgul taking out those Gondorian soldiers? Those were some sweet camerabatics!
camerabatics by cave troll May 6, 2006

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026