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calmdigger

a person who wants everyone calm even when everyone should not be calm, i.e., during a hailstorm.
Ben: Hey, guys, no need to get all upset. Everybody lets all just calm down and nobody freak out or anything. It is important that we...
Arthur: interrupts You're being a calmdigger right now. A calmdigger that is not helping. Hail is in our vicinity according to weather reports from reliable sources that broke into our regularly scheduled programming. We have to stay inside and we can do without the reasonless platitude "calm down". The time to calm down has already come and gone, where were you, Ben?
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A female of the homosapiens who is only dating the male counterpart for frequent pick-up's and conveniences offered by the male who is a car owner.

Prounounced "Car-dig-ger"
Mike - My girlfriend broke up with me.
Jim - I always told you bro, when you get convicted for impaired driving and lose your license, you will lose your girl. That bitch has been a 'cardigger' her whole life.
Cardigger by ArsenicDaRapper September 2, 2009
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coaldigger 

the opposite of golddigger; a woman or man who deliberately selects partners whose attractiveness lies in the fact that they are a financial liability
Kingi's such a coaldigger that even though gets no child support, she doesn't even want her new loser boyfriend to get a job.
coaldigger by neologist February 22, 2005

clamdiggers 

Miriam's lady parts were in high relief in her lavender clamdiggers.
clamdiggers by Moby Doug April 24, 2010

clamdigger 

the act of making a women squirt while also performing cunnilingus and catching the ejaculation in your mouth.
It was so hot when I was going down on her and got the full clamdigger flavor
clamdigger by Tbone Soprano July 31, 2007

Clamdigger 

A. A noble person.
B. One who digs clams, often times out of a deep sand tomb.
C. A good nickname for a cool dude.
Example 1 -

Man that Clamdigger sure is cool!

Example 2 -
Person 1: Man I am sure at a loss of clams currently.
Person 2: Call up Clamdigger, he'll save the day!
Clamdigger by Steud May 17, 2010

clamdigger 

an urban legend among cs players. though only a myth, many beleive the clamdiggers to be the ancient clan made up of the most 1337 players to ever hold a mouse. clamdigger Scoop and clamdigger Wedge were the leaders of the clan, and it is said that once they took cpl single-mousedly, taking every last player out with their golden knives
man, im doin so good today, if only clamdigger was here id pwn them (admin bans them out of respect for cs legend)
clamdigger by annonamous April 14, 2003