A phrase we use when a fellow being is: stressed, anxious, freaking out, pissed off, raging, etc.
We can use other phrases such as "calm down", "take a chill pill", "I got chu", "take five", or "take a breather"; but "calm your tits" has the word tits in it and everybody loves tits. So therefore it is
right and just to use "calm your tits" when somebody is about to rage.
However, "Calm your tits" is a PG
13 saying. If you are under the age of
13 please use the following:
- "soothe your
boobs"
- "de-stress your breasts"
- "undo the calamity that is in your mammaries"
- "adjust your
bust before it combusts"
Example #1 (for people above the age of
13)
*couple on phone*
Girlfriend: you liked her fucking instagram photo and rated her a 10 blah blah blah blah unfaithful blah blah ratchet blah blah blah no luv u no mo blah blah heartbrok-
Boyfriend:
Babe, calm your tits. I gots you.
Girlfriend: *le sigh*
Example #2 (for people under the age of
13)
Mom: Why is there so many
f*cking dishes in the sink Jimmy?! Didnt I tell you to feed the
dog?! Where the
f*ck is the remote! Make me a coffee and do your chores Jimmy or you're grounded for a month!
Jimmy: Adjust your
bust before it
combusts.
*end of discussion*
Example #3
Tyrone: *takes off with Quinelle's weave without consulting*
Quinelle: *screams* Ackrite Tyrone! Dont fucking
play around!! Get your ass back here right now!!!
Tyrone: Geez, Quinelle. Calm your tits. I was just playing around b...
Thank you for your
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