mexicanpolicesquad's definitions

regimen

A systematic plan of any kind.

In exercises, it'd be like going through a regimen of situps, then followed by push-ups, followed by stretches, and then maybe situps again.
All systematic, all pre-planned.

by mexicanpolicesquad August 3, 2005

Mexican Police Squad

The underground police force of which the general public are unaware of, which prevents the regular police force from messing up too badly or beating up too many people. They also perform other necessary police actions to more or less prevent the Americas from blowing up under their own immense powers.

The Mexican Police Squad came by my house the other day and stopped the evil evolutionists from kidnapping my little boy for their evolutionary schemes. I feel so much safer with them around... in the underground.

by mexicanpolicesquad May 9, 2006

viva

Spanish for 'long live' or 'long life', but usually 'long live'. SPANISH. NOT FRIGGIN FRENCH.

Like 'Viva Las Vegas'? ¿Ay?
Or down in Texas or Florida, on those little campaign stickers you see outside of small stores or something, 'Viva Bush'? Aaaaaayyy... that's patronizing the people....
What about 'Viva Mandela'? Yeah, or 'Viva la pizza'. Ay, pizza!
Pizza with pepperoni and a couple pineapple slices on it maybe. With 3-cheese stuffed crust. From Pizza Hut.
Viva that. Viva to Pizza Hut forever.

by mexicanpolicesquad August 30, 2005

public enemy number one

Chuck D. and Flava Flav together make up public enemy number one

It takes a nation of millions to hold Chuck D. and Flava Flav back.

by mexicanpolicesquad August 30, 2005

normalcy

A real word that was around before the new millenium which means 'the state of being normal'.

The normalcy of Martin Lawrence is why he's stuck to only making movies like 'Rebound'.

by mexicanpolicesquad August 30, 2005

looser

Loose taken to the next level, or 'more loose'.

1) Sometimes it's just not good enough to be plain loose. You need to be looser.

2) Michael was looser than Shelly.

by mexicanpolicesquad May 11, 2006

calisthenics

Systematic exercises usually performed without exercise equipment. It's like what Richard Simmons does.
Most people think that you have to reach a certain level of coolness in order to perform calisthenics, but they're really just for anybody.

Boy, am I fat! I need to lose weight the groovy-man way! Turn up the music, because it's time for some CALISTHENICS.
-or-
On the CD 'Blazing Arrow', Blackalicious takes you through a healthy regimen (a.k.a. systematic plan) of Chemical Calisthenics.

by mexicanpolicesquad August 3, 2005