"After demolishing a twelve pack of beer, several rum and cokes, two pizzas, and half a carton of ice cream, Susie had to call in fat to work so she could hit the stairmaster all day."
by fattyboomer August 28, 2011
"Hey, why didn't Jess show up for that section meeting today?"
"She's got some PMS bloat, so she's calling in fat"
"She's got some PMS bloat, so she's calling in fat"
by tessaract November 03, 2009
A random response to any question or statement thrown at you by others.
Something you say to make it sound as if the other person is trying to insult you, even if they're not.
Something you say to make it sound as if the other person is trying to insult you, even if they're not.
Guy: I like your shirt.
Girl: Are you calling me fat?
Girl: Your hair looks shorter.
Guy: Are you calling me fat?
Girl: Are you calling me fat?
Girl: Your hair looks shorter.
Guy: Are you calling me fat?
by K_Lizzle November 13, 2006
A statement describing hypocritical behavior on par with an obese individual crudely commenting on someone else's weight. A more up-to-date version of "A pot calling the kettle black", because everybody knows a porlty individual these days.
Kel Varnsen-There is Pat Robertson again saying that Islam is the prejudiced religion.
H.G Pennypacker- There's another prime example of a "Fatty calling the fatty fat"!!
H.G Pennypacker- There's another prime example of a "Fatty calling the fatty fat"!!
by THE Dr. Waterdoo July 10, 2010