caiman

slang for fool or tool. Also a smaller version of an alligator.
"And in 1st place...the caimans! haha just kidding *everyone laughs*"
"Do you swim for the caimans?"
"Your such a caiman!"
by sillyfreshman April 12, 2004
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Caiman

The most amazing man in the world.

Wonderful lover.

Sometimes too smart.
VERY handsome.

Hard working provider.
HUGE heart.
Beautiful penis.

My everything.
I love you, Caiman.
by addmarew July 11, 2014
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