caiman

slang for fool or tool. Also a smaller version of an alligator.

"And in 1st place...the caimans! haha just kidding *everyone laughs*"
"Do you swim for the caimans?"
"Your such a caiman!"

by sillyfreshman April 11, 2004

Caiman

The most amazing man in the world.

Wonderful lover.

Sometimes too smart.
VERY handsome.

Hard working provider.
HUGE heart.
Beautiful penis.

My everything.

I love you, Caiman.

by addmarew July 10, 2014