Caiman

The most amazing man in the world.

Wonderful lover.

Sometimes too smart.
VERY handsome.

Hard working provider.
HUGE heart.
Beautiful penis.

My everything.

I love you, Caiman.

by addmarew July 10, 2014

caiman

slang for fool or tool. Also a smaller version of an alligator.

"And in 1st place...the caimans! haha just kidding *everyone laughs*"
"Do you swim for the caimans?"
"Your such a caiman!"

by sillyfreshman April 11, 2004

yo saco el caimán y tu lo tocas

When someone crosses the line, when one person is angry and the second one keeps teasing him so touching the caiman , comunitario used in Spain

yo saco el caimán y tu lo tocas, pero no dices que no te advirtió que no me gusta quando se habla de mí hermana.

by Majete August 19, 2017

Catmanified

When someone that is super racist and 'based', start attaching themselves to anime characters and become different individuals

Holy crap Adam, Jose got catmanified, what will we do now?

by UnknownChadism May 26, 2021

Porsche Cayman S

Designed by the good people at Porshe A.G. as an intermediate car that fills the gap between the 911 and the Boxster. A mid engine build that puts a premium on handling and driving precision more than balls-out peformance from, say the 911S. Yet it can blast to 60mph in around 5 toe curling seconds {depends on year, model etc} and scare the living crappola' out of yourself in the process. I guess it's about 40% Boxster, 30% 911 and the rest it's own special goods. A special blend to be sure. Let lose to the public in 2005, it's built a nice rep' as a multi use road machine that can cummute like a Honda Civic with pretty good gas mileage {20 city, 28 hwy} with the ponnies to transform itself into a mini Indy car by simply mashing down your right foot....you know the one. The flat six's exhaust note is simply symphonic with a low growl that mutates into a Banshee shriek that makes a guys spine say "Oh Baby!, spank me harder and don't spare the hand brush!" It really sounds like an ole' school 993 Carrera with the air cooled flat six. The car seems connected to the driver with an almost telekinetic union and that means you feel everything from the whirling pound of the engine through your back to every little bit of foreign matter you drive over. The car does have it's little piss-offs though but who the fuck cares! Your driving one of the most cool rides from Stuttgart to grace Canadian streets in years.

"What the hell was 'dat little shcreamer?" said the drunkin' alien. "Why, it was a Porsche Cayman S you silly, green, bug-eyed twat" Say's the english gentleman in a tweed coat.

by BEASER February 24, 2011

crimansqua

crisis management squad

alright, crimansqua, f'n'c, double time

by xRyanx March 5, 2008

Cailan

A very sweet, loving guy who loves mac and cheese and his girlfriend. He is very athletic and usually tall. (That doesn't mean you're short. It just means that he is extra tall.) He is surrounded by lots of people that care about and love him. But he always has that one somewhat toxic friend with a J name. He likes dogs and is a big nerd. He will ball you up in basketball any day. He is very lovable and once you have him, he becomes your whole world and you love him with all your heart and limbic system. He is very attractive and handsome even though he refuses to admit it. He is "always right" and always seems to prove you wrong even when you have factual evidence. But, you will always love him and are very lucky to have him in your life.

"I love you Cailan, with all my heart and limbic system."

by Burrito <3 May 19, 2020