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Small penis man with a really big ego.
Caim is a faggot
caim by Caimhadashortpenis February 11, 2019
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Caimin • caim • caiman • caimbrie • caimyn • caimac • Caimbeul • caimbre • Caimbree • caimen
Caimen is an intelligent boy who is very funny and is most likely to be the funniest person you met
Funny caimen
caimen by Caimen May 19, 2018
An ancient name of great power, Caimh was the white haired Celtic God of comedy, who could lay waste to an army with well chosen words or a lucky lady with a twinkling smile.

Also legendarily hung like an angry rhino.
Man, that dude thinks he is Caimh but he ain't none of that.
caimh by Factagram July 1, 2014

caimbrie 

Her name is Caimbrie
caimbrie by God Jorge September 30, 2017
type of drink provided by your local source. the means of production are redistributed among all citizens.
I`m so stressed lately, I should have some caimac.
caimac by Nea Caisa May 21, 2021
A very handsome guy, with stunning looks and personality. Loves to laugh and loves to make other people laugh. Play fighting is one of his specialties. He also loves to tickle you until you cry of laughter. Is somebody who loves hugs from behind and holding hands. Very humorous. Somebody that you'd want a long term relationship with. He loves his girlfriend and would die for her. Loves to give her random kisses. Passionate, loving, humorous, hard working, considerate, and would do anything for the ones he loves. Don't ever leave a Caimin. You'll regret it.
***tickles you so hard you pee yourself***
"Caimin, stop!"
"No, I love you."
"I love you too."
***kisses you***
Caimin by unizebracorn October 4, 2015
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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