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caeser salad 

The act of eating out an asshole after cumming inside said asshole.
I gave this girl a caeser salad but it didn't taste very good.
caeser salad by Bohdar November 14, 2013
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Caeser Salad 

Caeser Salad, much like Tossing the Salad, where you grab somones ass cheeks and you shove your tongue into the asshole, but with the caeser salad you have another person meat inside the asshole. Can be used as long at 1 or more penises are involved, as well as 3 or more people.
He tossed my Caeser Salad last night, it was amazing.

Anyone want to get dirty and toss my Caeser Salad tonight, i need 2 or more people.
Caeser Salad by IamASadWeirdMan November 13, 2018

Alabama Caesar Salad 

- sexual position where the female is laying with head off edge of bed, male stands over to titty fuck her while she tosses his salad.
Darrell walked into the bedroom and saw Nikki was laying on the bed, ready to give him an Alabama Caesar Salad.

Alabama caesar salad 

When a man receives analingus from a woman while performing a reverse tittyfuck.
Megan let me give her an Alabama caesar salad so I married her.

the caesar salad 

v: an act of love/lust in which a man straddles a woman's chest, enabling him to reverse titty-f**k her while the female stimulates his butthole with her mouth and tongue.
(not for a first date or for women with a heart condition)

*if the female is anywhere past 5 months pregnant it becomes known as a rusty chunnel
"weve been going out for a long time baby, ive given u prime rib every night. its time for u to enjoy the caesar salad."

caesar salad 

the act of ejaculating upon the face of a common prostitute or average day slut then throwing money at said whore causing it to stick to her face.
yo, I gave that bitch a caesar salad and that dirty hoe kept the money.
caesar salad by Kevin Sparticus November 27, 2007

tossing a caesar salad

Same as tossing a salad, only with "Caesar dressing" (semen) pooled in the anus as it is being licked.
I ejaculated into my partner's anus, then licked all around the anus as the semen spilled out. This is known as tossing a Caesar salad.
tossing a caesar salad by bottlecap September 25, 2005
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