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cabbage fart

invisible and highly organic putrid gas released from the poop chamber into a free-range mode. only detectable when entering a nostril.
While Cindy was giving C.P.R to my anus, I liberated a cabbage fart which she could snack on.
cabbage fart by bruce st.asiuk December 28, 2005

cabbage fart

After Priscilla blew a cabbage fart in PetSmart, all the puppies wagged their tails.

cabbage fart

a vile odor produced in the fart factory by magical fart gas elfs. a known bio-weapon the u.s. gov't. experimented with the gas during WWII. Today the gas is responsible for the death of the elderly, who coincidentally produce the most noxious form, and small children. adults while immune to the lethal aspect have been known to double up in pain and produce uncontrollable vomiting.
cabbage fart a known bio-hazard killed the elderly today.
cabbage fart by pseudonym10 August 13, 2008

rotting cabbage farts 

Flatulence that smells so horrific you are unable to remain standing once the gas hits you.
I dropped to my knees when his rotting cabbage farts wafted into my headspace.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026