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cabbage fart

invisible and highly organic putrid gas released from the poop chamber into a free-range mode. only detectable when entering a nostril.
While Cindy was giving C.P.R to my anus, I liberated a cabbage fart which she could snack on.
cabbage fart by bruce st.asiuk December 28, 2005

cabbage fart

After Priscilla blew a cabbage fart in PetSmart, all the puppies wagged their tails.

cabbage fart

a vile odor produced in the fart factory by magical fart gas elfs. a known bio-weapon the u.s. gov't. experimented with the gas during WWII. Today the gas is responsible for the death of the elderly, who coincidentally produce the most noxious form, and small children. adults while immune to the lethal aspect have been known to double up in pain and produce uncontrollable vomiting.
cabbage fart a known bio-hazard killed the elderly today.
cabbage fart by pseudonym10 August 13, 2008

rotting cabbage farts 

Flatulence that smells so horrific you are unable to remain standing once the gas hits you.
I dropped to my knees when his rotting cabbage farts wafted into my headspace.
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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