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cababage head 

teacher who shaves her stench trench and scratches her meat wallet during class.
did you see that cababage head yeaterday.
cababage head by lumocus July 18, 2010
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Cabbage head 

Yet, another outstanding name that Our favourite Warlock (Merlin) has made for our Clot-Pole King (Arthur Pendragon)
King Arthur Pendragon is such a Cabbage Head!
Cabbage head by UniqueTeen November 24, 2011

cabbage head 

Another use or name for a mentally challenged individual.
The cabbage head was on its own and quickly became lost.
cabbage head by M$Money November 3, 2006

cabbage head 

A character on Kids in the Hall played by Bruce McCulloch. Instead of hair, he had cabbage leaves. Poor mannered and sexist, always blamed other's bad reactions to him on the fact that he had a cabbage head
Did you see the Cabbage Head sketch? It was hilarious
cabbage head by momoma October 4, 2006

Cabbage Head 

An individual who will use or experiment with any kind of drug and worry about the consequences later
You know your mate Eddie Spaghetti, he's tried every drug under the sun, a right cabbage head!
Cabbage Head by LoveTheDove November 26, 2010

Inept Cabbage Head 

To be an Inept Cabbage Head is to have the equal brain capacity of Sir Steve Bruce
Inept Cabbage Head is to be a constant failure, a Girthy piece of meat and have the football knowledge of a an American.
Inept Cabbage Head by Rusty1201 October 20, 2021

cabbage head 

A resident of the Atlanta, Georgia, neighborhood known as Cabbagetown. This neighborhood was historically inhabited by the workers in the nearby cotton mill. These original cabbage heads were white working-class people from Appalachia. Since the mid-1990s, the neighborhood has been taken over by artists, slackers, and eventually, yuppies.
Those scary people who live on Gaskill Street are real cabbage heads -- their families have been here for decades.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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