Buttworm

A recently discovered parasitical worm. Closely related to heartworms in dogs, it lives similarly but in the rectum of humans. Where its habit of multiplying until there are so many worms they block passage of stool, a necessary occurance for successful buttworm breeding. As the turds get jammed in the colon, the buttworm releases various rapid-acting enzymes and bacteria that rapidly turn the fudgepack directly into high pressure gas, often in seconds. The high pressure gas can be released in a lethal explosion capable of knocking individuals several feet off the ground. When that has happened, Individuals caught unaware have been knocked out upon falling back awkwardly to the ground due to knocked senseless by the initial buttblast. The buttworm uses these ass-ripping blasts to spread its airborne larvae. Microscopic, it is breathed in. A brief rancid taste is the only sign this is happened. Once in the body, the larval buttworms migrate to the rectum to repeat the cycle anew.

Jessica lay lifeless. Her distended, exploded anus was all the medical investigator needed to determine she was yet another victim of the rapidly spreading buttworm.

Buttworm by Johnnyincentx May 17, 2006

Buttworm

A recently discovered parasitical worm. Closely related to heartworms in dogs, it lives similarly but in the rectum of humans. Where its habit of multiplying until there are so many worms they block passage of stool, a necessary occurance for successful buttworm breeding. As the turds get jammed in the colon, the buttworm releases various rapid-acting enzymes and bacteria that rapidly turn the fudgepack directly into high pressure gas, often in seconds. Individuals caught unaware have been found stunned senseless by the sudden ass-ripping blasts the buttworm uses to spread its airborne larvae. Microscopic, it is breathed in and quickly migrates to the rectum to repeat the cycle anew.

Jessica lay lifeless. Her distended, exploded anus was all the medical investigator needed to determine she was yet another victim of the rapidly spreading buttworm.

Buttworm by Johnnyincentx May 17, 2006

Buttworm

A recently discovered parasitical worm. Closely related to heartworms in dogs, it lives similarly but in the rectum of humans. Where its habit of multiplying until there are so many worms they block passage of stool, a necessary occurance for successful buttworm breeding. As the turds get jammed in the colon, the buttworm releases various rapid-acting enzymes and bacteria that rapidly turn the fudgepack directly into high pressure gas, often in seconds. Individuals caught unaware have been found stunned senseless by the sudden ass-ripping blasts the buttworm uses to spread its airborne larvae. Microscopic, it is breathed in and quickly migrates to the rectum to repeat the cycle anew.

Jessica lay lifeless. Her distended, exploded anus was all the medical investigator needed to determine she was yet another victim of the rapidly spreading buttworm.

Buttworm by Johnnyincentx May 18, 2006

buttworm

N. A person who is a brown-noser, object of nepotism; attachment

"A certain politician's son-in-law is such a buttworm." or "My co-worker is such a buttworm."

buttworm by Shshsheristarrrr August 16, 2020

lost my buttworm 

this is a popular term used by trans women that stems from the correlation between becoming transgender and losing buttworms

hey, i lost my buttworm, did you?

lost my buttworm by (definitelyrealanddoesnthavebu March 17, 2023

buttworth 

Someone who is a little slow in the brain.

James: Come on guys i get it I'm special
Brett: No james you are just a little buttworth

buttworth by buttworth December 4, 2014

Butt Worm 

Sticking ones finger in the anus of another while they walk up the stairs. Usually accompanied by a wiggling motion and shouting "Butt Worm!"

I was walking up the steps and my girlfriend totally Butt wormed me!

Butt Worm by Capt. Josh January 4, 2011