Butthole-Net

A web-like net of hair as a result of tangling, covering a male or female's anal hole (otherwise known as butthole) which cause the backup of fecal matter.

Dude, I totally woke up the other day, took a dump, and didn't realize i had a Butthole-Net. I had to snip that shit with some scissors.

by sofleye November 22, 2010

buttholeness

a butthole who is acting like a butthole

Husbands tend to show their buttholeness on an every day basis.

by The Smart Wife October 11, 2010

buttholenitus

Another word for someone when they are being an ass or a butthole.

Damn that chick has high levels of buttholenitus

by Denuts1123 January 17, 2020