butterstory

When someone tells a really uneventful story but they hype you up for it.

Jack: I have the FUNNIEST thing to tell you.
Amy: Ok, what?
Jack: So, I go up this hill, and I fall down haha
Amy: Wow, that's a real butterstory. :/

by brooke7318 August 12, 2017

mr buttersworth

The act of clandestinely slipping one's cock through a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bag to pleasantly surprise your date.

Yeah B, shorty said she wanted more butter topping. So i tolded her to reach deeper in the bag and ask mr buttersworth.

by relapx July 16, 2011

Ms. Buttersworth

Best damn cook known to man.

Ms. Buttersworth will make you pancakes.

by party animal chef February 24, 2010

mrs.buttersworth

to inject maple syrup into a white girls ass, so as to have her squirt it out onto a stack of pancakes or her partners face.

Tony: yo vinny last night i brought home dis sexy white girl, and u wont believe it, but she let me mrs.buttersworth her.
Vinny: no fackin way man! thats gross, did u get it on ur face or pancakes
Tony: BOTH!

(they high five)

by P-Bone~pt2 October 30, 2009

Henry Buttersworth III

The fanciest name ever.

Henry Buttersworth III is a fabulous name.

by Henry Buttersworth III May 25, 2014

butterstooke

a feeling of shock or being surprised

“ hey man did you see sarah last night?”
“yeah man I was butterstooke! her moms so

hot!”

by patty_cakes August 14, 2022