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butterfly hug

A typical greeting gesture employed by a homosexual man or soyboy upon encountering a man. The greeting itself is comprised of a loose hug with gregarious hand flapping, or patting, upon embrace. The hands are not required to make actual contact with the back or shoulders of the recipient, with protocol usually dictated by the masculinity of the receiving person. The recipient may or may not reciprocate, and it is hard to make a determination of his homosexuality or soyboy characteristics absent other indicators. Note that a butterfly hug is not exclusive to homosexuals or soyboys, but it is a strong indication that, at a minimum, the initiator of this form of greeting is within one or both of those categories. All heterosexual men with at least marginal testosterone levels agree that a butterfly hug is an extremely poor substitute for a proper firm handshake with physical contact lasting less that 5 seconds.
That guy is queer, you can tell because he gives a butterfly hug when he meets people.

Why does that poofer greet everyone with butterfly hugs?
butterfly hug by John22johnjohn March 31, 2021
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butterfly hug

A typical greeting gesture employed by a homosexual man or soyboy upon encountering a man. The greeting itself is comprised of a loose hug with gregarious hand flapping, or patting, upon embrace. The hands are not required to make actual contact with the back or shoulders of the recipient, with protocol usually dictated by the masculinity of the receiving person. The recipient may or may not reciprocate, and it is hard to make a determination of his homosexuality or soyboy characteristics absent other indicators. Note that a butterfly hug is not exclusive to homosexuals or soyboys, but it is a strong indication that, at a minimum, the initiator of this form of greeting is within one or both of those categories. All heterosexual men with at least marginal testosterone levels agree that a butterfly hug is an extremely poor substitute for a proper firm handshake with physical contact lasting less that 5 seconds.
That guy is queer, you can tell because he gives a butterfly hug when he meets people.

Why does that poofer greet everyone with butterfly hugs?
butterfly hug by John22johnjohn March 31, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004