Butter Dick 

Noun- A man's penis that is very slippery. Usually when unwashed for a few days, and becomes very oily.

Verb-The man said, "I'm BUTTER DICKING!!!"

1)The man had a butter dick.

2)I have to clean my butter dick.

3) General Sarrano," Get ready Butter Dicks!"

Butter Dick by josteoj&bloodybear666 April 8, 2011

butter dick 

when someones dick is so slippery

"babe, it keeps slipping out, I think you have a butter dick"

butter dick by mayb kuma October 29, 2017

Butter dick 

A limp ass sick

Due to jakes butter dick I broke up with him

Butter dick by Bigdickbitch666 February 6, 2018

Butter Dick 

When an AFL player cums faster than he typically drops the ball

Girl 1: How was last night with AFL dude?
Girl 2: It was really bad, he came in 30 seconds.
Girl 1: Typical butter dick

Butter Dick by J-Jen June 22, 2017

Butter Dick 

The way of describing how easily a dick went in.

"Man, last night was great thanks to his butter dick!"

Butter Dick by lilybell99 June 20, 2014

cocoa butter dick 

A cocoa butter dick is a dick (normally colored) that is perfectly lubricated with cocoa butter on a regular basis to ensure the penis is not ashy. This is also known as CBD.

Ady: yo Pete, send her a dick pic!
Pete: naw dawg, it's not cocoa butter dick yet

cocoa butter dick by Dickpics February 21, 2015

Peanut butter dick 

When you are allergic to peanut butter and you accidentally get it on your dick and die.

Skippy died because of peanut butter dick.

Peanut butter dick by GSstudent2019 May 23, 2017