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wrinkle butt

An overly wrinkled butthole (normally overly exaggerated).
wrinkle butt by Shnoodidlybomb January 4, 2015

wrinkle on my butt 

When one says that something is a new wrinkle on their butts or asses, it typically means that they have seen or heard some kind of bullshit that doesn't make sense, or is bizarre. The saying is based on the saying that when one learns something new, the brain gets a new wrinkle. However, in such cases, something is so out there that the new wrinkle appears on the ass.
I was watching The Golden Girls. When Rose Nylund talked about the old lady with no smile muscles standing on her head and waving, to make her frown and smile, that was a new wrinkle on my butt. I'm sure the other ladies on the show had new wrinkles on their asses as well.

butt-winkle 

The act of placing something, usually a finger, in your butt crack and then wiping the something on someone else. The goal of the butt-winkle is to transfer your butt stench to someone else.
I was joking around with my girlfriend last night after the gym and gave her a butt-winkle. Now she won't sleep with me because all she can smell is my ass.
butt-winkle by Trii October 18, 2007

butt-winkle 

(n): One who drinks beer way before noon, pees with the door open, farts on your leg, then puts a chocolate covered raisen in their butt crack and feeds it to their peers.

Synonyms: loony

Common Misspellings: butt winkle, buttwinkle, butt-winkel, buttwinkel, butt winkel
Samantha, you're such a butt-winkle.
butt-winkle by Finner November 29, 2005