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wrinkle butt

An overly wrinkled butthole (normally overly exaggerated).
"That dude is such a wrinkle butt!"
wrinkle butt by Shnoodidlybomb January 4, 2015

wrinkle on my butt 

When one says that something is a new wrinkle on their butts or asses, it typically means that they have seen or heard some kind of bullshit that doesn't make sense, or is bizarre. The saying is based on the saying that when one learns something new, the brain gets a new wrinkle. However, in such cases, something is so out there that the new wrinkle appears on the ass.
I was watching The Golden Girls. When Rose Nylund talked about the old lady with no smile muscles standing on her head and waving, to make her frown and smile, that was a new wrinkle on my butt. I'm sure the other ladies on the show had new wrinkles on their asses as well.

butt-winkle 

The act of placing something, usually a finger, in your butt crack and then wiping the something on someone else. The goal of the butt-winkle is to transfer your butt stench to someone else.
I was joking around with my girlfriend last night after the gym and gave her a butt-winkle. Now she won't sleep with me because all she can smell is my ass.
butt-winkle by Trii October 18, 2007

butt-winkle 

(n): One who drinks beer way before noon, pees with the door open, farts on your leg, then puts a chocolate covered raisen in their butt crack and feeds it to their peers.

Synonyms: loony

Common Misspellings: butt winkle, buttwinkle, butt-winkel, buttwinkel, butt winkel
Samantha, you're such a butt-winkle.
butt-winkle by Finner November 29, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026