Butt waffle 

On a long haired dog, cat, or sometimes, an unwashed co-worker, a combination of a loose bowel movement stuck in the hair around the butt. This mass has been sat upon, flattening it to a waffle-like appearance. In a co-worker, the presence of a butt waffle is indicated by a strong smell of "old shit".

"Hold still, you fucking cocksucker. If we don't get this butt waffle off yer ass, you'll have to stay outside for a week." (Generally screamed at a dog or cat, Not a co-worker.)

Butt waffle by Hairy Dog Owner September 28, 2006

butt waffle 

A waffle excreted by anal orphus.

An alternative to the phrase douche bag

Shut up you dumb ass butt waffle

butt waffle by Siegasaurus June 29, 2007

waffle butt 

Noun. The condition of having criss-cross indentions on your rear & legs from sitting on a yard chair in shorts.

We've been sitting out here so long, I've got waffle butt.

waffle butt by Sarepta May 13, 2006

Waffle Butt 

waffle butt is what female prison guards get after pressing their ass up against the chain link fence in order for detainees/prisoners to fuck them from behind. after being perched/pressed up against there long enough the chain link fence leaves and impression similar to a waffle on the buttocks. this usually takes place in terrorists prison camps i.e. Iraq or Guantanamo bay.

-"Lance corporal suzy Q. had a really bad case of waffle butt when i relieved her on the compund rover watch."
-or-
-Sarge-"Airforce Amy got flown of the TIF this morning."
-LCpl-"what did she do this time?"
-Sarge-"pregnant."
-LCpl-"oh shit! was it Jackson or Pruitt?"
-Sarge-"nope, Mustafah...evidentally she was giving up the waffle butt while she was on shift!"

Waffle Butt by Rick Rolle June 30, 2011

chunky waffle butt 

disgusting cellulite and fat which is found on a person's ass and thigh area, usually it is seen on fat/obese women at the beach wearing the teenyest bikinis, or sunbathing naked

damn, that bitch has got some crazy ass chunky waffle butt!! how do they let people like this on the beach? it makes me sick! hahaha

chunky waffle butt by E=mc2 July 18, 2006

buttwaffel

when you stick a waffel in your undies and serve with ice cream

would you like a "ButtWaffel" that i've been brewing for 21 years straight, in and out of bed?

buttwaffel by NOAVIER April 20, 2018

buttwaffle 

a play on ass hole--pretty much a stupid person.

Shut up you stupid buttwaffle.

buttwaffle by Jamey-Robby-Jeffrey June 1, 2005