Butt toucher 

Someone who goes around touching random butts for no reason and any chance they get or any time they see a butt they have a urge to touch it

Chayson is such a queer .He's always trying to touch everyone's butt all the time . What a little butt toucher . Makes me wonder about him.

Butt toucher by Daddy Best March 16, 2020

Serial butt toucher 

One who goes around town touching random butts for no reason.

"Whatever you do, stay away from Lyle. Word has it that he is a serial butt toucher."

Serial butt toucher by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 20, 2010

baby butt toucher 

Your friendly neighborhood pedophile

don't trick or treat at that house or the baby butt toucher might have a go at you

baby butt toucher by HeilDrMario June 21, 2014

Butt Touched 

An extreme feeling of being Butt hurt & Touched at the same time. It is a feeling of being offended hardcore.

Rachel was hella butt touched when Allen said "I'm busy, can i ignore you some other time?"

Butt Touched by sassmunk April 10, 2015

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019