butt lettuce

When you have not properly wiped yourself and leave bits of toliet paper stuck between your cheeks.
Karolina needed to harvest her butt lettuce after a night of heavy drinking and poor personal hygiene.
by Butts McCracken February 23, 2014
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lettuce butts

The colorless, flavorless spines of lettuce that will inevitably take up half of a bagged salad at the store. The hallmark of a crappy salad.
Send that salad back, it's all lettuce butts.
by CliffM July 06, 2008
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Lettuce butt

When a pant or short is saggy in the butt region. Making the wearer seem to have less of a butt or no butt at all.
Does these leggings make me look like I have a lettuce butt
by Littlegael June 27, 2016
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