butt hammers

when a particular individual laks the self awarness to complete a wipe, leaving small particles of poop clinging on the the tendriles of hair on the inside ones butt cheeks.

I wish i would have spent more time on the wipe, ive got a massive set of butt hammers right now.

butt hammers by jonny lyford August 19, 2007

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Butt Hammered

The act of being extremely intoxicated, far worse than butt trashed. An entirely new dimension of drunk. Enough said.

Sarah, you were butt hammered last night.

Butt Hammered by WindowLicker9000 February 4, 2010

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butt hammer

A ransack of one's asshole so extremely deep and hard that bum crumbs and ass debris are scattered about the area. After a butt hammer one's asshole can only be described as ass dough.

1st guy:Dude, why is your girlfriend limping?
2nd guy:After a butt hammer no one walks straight

butt hammer by Brgr23 May 23, 2008

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