butt fail 

When your phone or device does random things that you didn't expect to the extend that could get akward. A true butt-dial but beyond the telephone.

As I had my phone in the shower a sundden drop of water launched Instagram and initiated a video call by mistake as I quickly attempted to hang up with soaked fingers... What a Butt fail!

butt fail by Leonarmil October 7, 2022

Butt Fail 

When an uncontrollable shit happens during anal sex.

"Omg shaniqua, I totally goofed the other night." "Guuul whatchu mean?" "Guuurrl he be puttin that rod in my stank bank and I totally butt failed
.." "Aww naw.gurl that no good."

Butt Fail by anonymous March 25, 2021

Butt Fail

Definition:

The accidental act of calling someone because your phone was in your back pocket and your backside did the dialing.

A gloriously literal mistranslation of “butt dial” into German (“Hintern scheitern”) that technically means “butt fail” - which, honestly, isn’t wrong.

Example 1:
“Sorry for the 2 a.m. breathing call. Total butt fail.”

Example 2:
“I didn’t mean to FaceTime my boss from the gym locker room. Major butt fail.”

Origin:
A machine-translation masterpiece. “Butt dial” → “Hintern scheitern” → “butt fail.” Linguistically incorrect. Spiritually accurate.

Butt Fail by buttfail February 28, 2026

butt failure 

an example of vandalism to Wikipedia.

On June 22nd, 2008, George Carlin died of butt failure in Santa Monica, CA. He was 71. He farted too much.

butt failure by VarietyPerson April 20, 2010

congestive butt failure

an example of vandalism to Wikipedia

Johnson returned in 1996 and remained co-host until his death of complications from congestive butt failure and diabetes on March 2, 1999. He farted too much.

congestive butt failure by VarietyPerson May 6, 2011