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butt buffet 

This occurs when there are a large amount of gay guys in one particular area.
"Have you ever been in a Hollister store? That place is a total butt buffet"
butt buffet by it's lindsey bitch. February 12, 2009
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butt buffet 

1) lots of big, beautiful female booties in one place
2) a place where you can buttfuck any large-assed woman you want
There's no place I like better than the butt buffet!
butt buffet by Silky Smooth December 19, 2003

BUFFET BUTT 

A Large protruding ass that could be used to serve multiple dishes of food family sytle.
You could have fed the Kennedy clan off of her buffet butt!
BUFFET BUTT by ginninski January 30, 2008

Butt-cheek Buffet 

This is a place where a gay male will go to look for new meat.
I can't wait until I go to the butt-cheek buffet today after work. I need some fresh meat.
Butt-cheek Buffet by kaymizzle December 12, 2010

Butt Nut Buffet 

Sexual act involving at least 2 people, usually 3 or more, where one or more participants proceed to consume the male ejaculate out of the asshole of another counterpart which just had one or more men climax into
Guy 1: "Yo Bro, check that girl out! she looks so hungry!"

Guy 2: "did you mean to say thirsty??"

Guy 1: No man, she looks like she's ready for a huge 'butt nut buffet!'"
Butt Nut Buffet by Carotenuto June 9, 2018

butt buffer-zone

Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.
Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.
butt buffer-zone by QuacksO March 5, 2017

Buttbuffer 

One who excretes semen onto another's butt in order to use it as polish for a prolonged buffing session. esp. with homosexual intent. Often used as an insult.
Guy #1: "I heard that Bryan and Sammy had anal sex with each other"
Guy #2: "Yeah, Connor got it on tape, they're buttbuffers from way back."
Guy #1: "Totally, they're queerer than a deer egg."
Buttbuffer by titbanger007 July 25, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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