butt buffet 

This occurs when there are a large amount of gay guys in one particular area.

"Have you ever been in a Hollister store? That place is a total butt buffet"

butt buffet by it's lindsey bitch. February 12, 2009

butt buffet 

1) lots of big, beautiful female booties in one place
2) a place where you can buttfuck any large-assed woman you want

There's no place I like better than the butt buffet!

butt buffet by Silky Smooth December 19, 2003

BUFFET BUTT 

A Large protruding ass that could be used to serve multiple dishes of food family sytle.

You could have fed the Kennedy clan off of her buffet butt!

BUFFET BUTT by ginninski January 30, 2008

Butt-cheek Buffet 

This is a place where a gay male will go to look for new meat.

I can't wait until I go to the butt-cheek buffet today after work. I need some fresh meat.

Butt-cheek Buffet by kaymizzle December 12, 2010

Butt Nut Buffet 

Sexual act involving at least 2 people, usually 3 or more, where one or more participants proceed to consume the male ejaculate out of the asshole of another counterpart which just had one or more men climax into

Guy 1: "Yo Bro, check that girl out! she looks so hungry!"

Guy 2: "did you mean to say thirsty??"

Guy 1: No man, she looks like she's ready for a huge 'butt nut buffet!'"

Butt Nut Buffet by Carotenuto June 9, 2018

butt buffer-zone

Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.

Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.

butt buffer-zone by QuacksO March 5, 2017

Buttbuffer 

One who excretes semen onto another's butt in order to use it as polish for a prolonged buffing session. esp. with homosexual intent. Often used as an insult.

Guy #1: "I heard that Bryan and Sammy had anal sex with each other"
Guy #2: "Yeah, Connor got it on tape, they're buttbuffers from way back."
Guy #1: "Totally, they're queerer than a deer egg."

Buttbuffer by titbanger007 July 25, 2011