butch lard

when a girl has fat jiggly thighs that go glugluglugluglug when they move

Have you seen shannon's thighs? definition of butch lard for sure!!!

by jjb3 August 19, 2009

matthew butchard

One of the hoodest black kids to ever be alive!! And sells weed too

"Who can we hit up for bud? Matthew Butchard Has some"

by I'm a fein1234 November 16, 2016

Matthew Butchard

One of the whitest men on Cape Cod, says the n word to seem cool yet is just racist and extremely homophobic. Laces girls to get with him and his boyfriend Playboy are so cute together!

“Who’s the most creepy, racist, homophobic man you’ve ever met?”

“Definitely Matthew Butchard!”
“Hey don’t forget about his boyfriend Playboy (who will “steal ur girlfriend” with his man bun)!”

by ccdr1324 July 25, 2023

Butchtard

A butchtard is a "lesbian" who claims a character that is unmistakably male to be a very masculine woman (aka the phrase "butch lesbian"), the reason why i quoted the word "lesbian" is because butchtards aren't really lesbians if they like fictional men so they delude themselves into believing they're women who happen to be very masculine and any attempt to prove them that the character they like is literally a man is futile as their thick skulls cannot comprehend heterosexuality

Man that butchtard is so fucking annoying, that bitch is probably the first ever "closeted straight" person if that's even a thing

by No🖕u May 7, 2024