busy idiot 

Someone who is working hard in all the wrong places

Someone who is getting useless things accomplished

Originated from Gordon Ramsay's 'Kitchen Nightmares'

'Yesterday at work I had to give Mark something useful to do, he was being such a busy idiot.'

busy idiot by Slang Thang June 13, 2016

Busy idiot

Busy idiot: A person who wastes time and energy on unnecessary tasks or overcomplicates simple solutions, often avoiding an easier, more efficient route, which costs them time and money in the long run.

Example:“He decided to fix his hoover himself, bought parts online, but couldn't get it working—in the end, he took a day off work and lost a whole day's pay. What a busy idiot.”

Lee: Bruv, I’m gonna try and fix the clutch on my car.

Frank: Don’t be a muppet. You’re gonna have to buy tools, miss a day of work and won't be able to fix it Just take it to a mechanic, bruv. Don’t be a busy idiot, LOL.

Lee: Yeah, maybe you’re right, bruv LOL.

Frank: LOL..

Lee: LOL..

Busy idiot by Jamie Cheese February 9, 2026

How to keep an idiot busy

Just link How to keep an idiot busy.

If you click the link and you read this text again, you're an idiot.

How to keep an idiot busy by heh heh heh October 20, 2003

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022