buswaxer Share definition Flag A total tool, dork or loser. Someone who is not cool in any way and is a social reject.A waxer of all things buslike. Can you believe Josh dissed those hotties, what a buswaxer. buswaxer by the reef August 16, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the buswaxer mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch