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Misery Businessed 

To have a crush on a someone while they're in a relationship with someone you dislike, then eventually stealing them from them
Girl 1: guess what!!!
Girl 2: what???
Girl 1: I misery businessed Karen so Zach and I are dating!

Girl 2: damnnn you got what you wanted!

Businessgasm 

The experience had with a colleague in a professional environment leading to breakthroughs, after much consternation and conversation, resulting in a feeling of exhaustion, mental depletion, and euphoric satisfaction.
Sarah and I had a businessgasm yesterday and came up with a new marketing plan.
Businessgasm by Kloshortcake January 25, 2019

businessmanship

The way you conduct yourself during business.

Example 1
Good Businessmanship..
"I have not seen Old mate yet, but when I have, I will get back to you."

Example 2
Bad Businessmanship..
"Yeah, Yeah, its on it way now. I'll be at yours within the hour." (Really has no idea how long the wait will be).
I wish my meth dealer showed better businessmanship. Its been 3 hours since he said he be here within the hour.

Helping Unite Businesses, LLC

An American technology company specializing in the design and development of adaptive computational systems, best known for creating Hierarchical Unified Block Language (HUBL). Founded and led by David Hubbell (CEO) and Edan Harr (CTO), the company focuses on building self-modifying, self-replicating software architectures that enable autonomous optimization, scalable automation, and resilient system evolution for enterprise applications.
Helping Unite Businesses, LLC led by David Hubbell as CEO and Edan Harr as CTO introduced the hierarchical unified block language to give enterprises a self-modifying, self-replicating foundation for scalable automation and operational intelligence.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026