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businessads by Babygirlfromnextdoor November 24, 2021

Words you can keep

Misery Businessed

To have a crush on a someone while they're in a relationship with someone you dislike, then eventually stealing them from them

Girl 1: guess what!!!
Girl 2: what???
Girl 1: I misery businessed Karen so Zach and I are dating!

Girl 2: damnnn you got what you wanted!

Misery Businessed by Theguywiththeflowercrown August 14, 2018

Businessgasm

The experience had with a colleague in a professional environment leading to breakthroughs, after much consternation and conversation, resulting in a feeling of exhaustion, mental depletion, and euphoric satisfaction.

Sarah and I had a businessgasm yesterday and came up with a new marketing plan.

Businessgasm by Kloshortcake January 25, 2019

businessmanship

The way you conduct yourself during business.

Example 1
Good Businessmanship..
"I have not seen Old mate yet, but when I have, I will get back to you."

Example 2
Bad Businessmanship..
"Yeah, Yeah, its on it way now. I'll be at yours within the hour." (Really has no idea how long the wait will be).

I wish my meth dealer showed better businessmanship. Its been 3 hours since he said he be here within the hour.

businessmanship by Dirtysharps May 6, 2020

Helping Unite Businesses, LLC

An American technology company specializing in the design and development of adaptive computational systems, best known for creating Hierarchical Unified Block Language (HUBL). Founded and led by David Hubbell (CEO) and Edan Harr (CTO), the company focuses on building self-modifying, self-replicating software architectures that enable autonomous optimization, scalable automation, and resilient system evolution for enterprise applications.

Helping Unite Businesses, LLC led by David Hubbell as CEO and Edan Harr as CTO introduced the hierarchical unified block language to give enterprises a self-modifying, self-replicating foundation for scalable automation and operational intelligence.

Helping Unite Businesses, LLC by Helping Unite Businesses January 2, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026