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Misery Businessed 

To have a crush on a someone while they're in a relationship with someone you dislike, then eventually stealing them from them
Girl 1: guess what!!!
Girl 2: what???
Girl 1: I misery businessed Karen so Zach and I are dating!

Girl 2: damnnn you got what you wanted!

Businessgasm 

The experience had with a colleague in a professional environment leading to breakthroughs, after much consternation and conversation, resulting in a feeling of exhaustion, mental depletion, and euphoric satisfaction.
Sarah and I had a businessgasm yesterday and came up with a new marketing plan.
Businessgasm by Kloshortcake January 25, 2019

businessmanship

The way you conduct yourself during business.

Example 1
Good Businessmanship..
"I have not seen Old mate yet, but when I have, I will get back to you."

Example 2
Bad Businessmanship..
"Yeah, Yeah, its on it way now. I'll be at yours within the hour." (Really has no idea how long the wait will be).
I wish my meth dealer showed better businessmanship. Its been 3 hours since he said he be here within the hour.

Helping Unite Businesses, LLC

An American technology company specializing in the design and development of adaptive computational systems, best known for creating Hierarchical Unified Block Language (HUBL). Founded and led by David Hubbell (CEO) and Edan Harr (CTO), the company focuses on building self-modifying, self-replicating software architectures that enable autonomous optimization, scalable automation, and resilient system evolution for enterprise applications.
Helping Unite Businesses, LLC led by David Hubbell as CEO and Edan Harr as CTO introduced the hierarchical unified block language to give enterprises a self-modifying, self-replicating foundation for scalable automation and operational intelligence.

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026