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business man 

Someone who wears a suit in casual places or carries a suitcase with them to most places. This act is usually done to bring attention to oneself as an important or otherwise note worthy person. Often they are loning assholes that want to look cool.
"Hey look at that retard, he thinks hes a business man."
"I bet he is gay"
business man by Oprah4Prez September 24, 2006

business man special 

Sex over lunch
I went over to Allison's for a business man special.

Business Man's Special 

Term for Dimethyltriptamine, a hallucinogen drug. Also commonly referred to as DMT and Dimitri.
Dude, i'm going to Psytopia this week, i hope i can score some business man's special before then.
Business Man's Special by Emilmo October 12, 2005

Business man's lunch 

3 martinis and some pretzels. Commonly used to make the long half of the day a little more pleasant.
Boss: "Why are you in such a good mood?"

Employee: "Just came back from a business man's lunch."

B: "Oh... What did you have?"

E: "Ummm.... Some Pretzels."
Business man's lunch by Kmadd December 14, 2004

Business man's lunch 

Going to the strip club during the day.
Hey guy's, let's go to a business man's lunch at Showgirls.
Business man's lunch by Vegas702 October 31, 2018

business man in a can 

Any generic executive that communicates in vague or cliché business terms and acronyms but otherwise provides no significant benefit to an organization or project aside from a positive review if he is your superior.
We had a couple of analyst and a financial guy in the meeting, and one business man in a can.
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