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business condoms

An in-ear piece that lets other people in the office know you're uninterested in interacting with others. Business Condoms block you from receiving unnecessary and unwanted verbal ideas and diseases. Most commonly known as Apple iPhone headphones (the Trojans of business condoms).
Andrew: Taylor, take out your business condoms and listen to me.

Taylor: (removes headphones)
by Tmoney2288 November 3, 2017
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