Bus Monkey

Anyone who drives a public transit bus. The term originated for Toronto Transit Commission bus drivers, though it can be applied to anyone who gets paid 24 dollars an hour + benefits to drive in a circle all day.

The term comes from the fact that their job is so easy a trained monkey could do it.

Bus Driver: "Are you going to pay the full fare?"

You: "Are you going to be here when your schedule says you're supposed to next time, you overpaid lazy piece of shit Bus Monkey?"

Bus Monkey by Dauss2 January 7, 2011

bus monkey

A small, dwarf-like person (much like an adult version of an ankle biter) who may or may not be rather obese. When there are no vacant seats on the bus this person has to cling to something, yet, is barely tall enough to reach a bar to hold onto. As the bus turns and thrashes violently, they slide around, using their arms to grab bars, people, or anything to remain standing... just like a monkey would use tree branches.

They are usually quite hairy.

*Short, chubby and hairy man gets onto bus. Bus takes off and he begins to slide about and swing his arms...*

Nicole: THERE'S ONE NOW!
Katy: A BUS MONKEY!?

...laughter ensues.

bus monkey by Nicole Niesen December 9, 2008

Monkey Bus 

The mini-bus the the window lickers go in everyday. Usually has helpers inside the sit the retards down, they are known as Monkey Guiders.

Another day passes by, as another Monkey Bus rolls past, with dribble hanging out of window.

Hey!!!! If you don't shut your mouth, you'll be riding the Monkey Bus to work!!!

Monkey Bus by psyco jello September 12, 2006

money talks and bullshit takes the bus 

It is the same as Money talks and bullshit walks, but this phrase was said by Leonardo Di Caprio in the movie The wolf of Wall Street

People with a lot of resources accomplish things, the others take the bus and do nothing or little.

One guy says Hey I did that mega deal working at night : money talks and bullshit takes the bus

money talks and bullshit takes the bus by Ernie58 August 4, 2017

bushmonkey 

a woman of the unusually hairy variety, expecially in the "nether" regions. ex. Madonna in her Playboy pictures.

Hey, yo, weasel that bitch was such a bushmonkey that it would take me all day, a compass, and a brushhog to find her frog.

bushmonkey by Cinna January 5, 2005

BushMonkey 

It's what you call someone after you push them into a bush or nearby shrub.

Jack: "Ah ha! BushMonkey!"
John: "ya bastard!"
Jack: "BUSH PUUUUUSH!"

BushMonkey by aibou July 1, 2011

bummonkey

Homosexual arsebandit turdburglar

Brian you little bummonkey!

bummonkey by Hugh Cornwell July 29, 2004