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turd burgle 

(v) To be ripped-off by a turdish individual; to be jipped by an asshole, douchebag, or dickhole
I just got an '03 Civic from the used car lot and it overheated on the drive home! Taking it back to get them to fix it... Hope they don't try to turd burgle me.
turd burgle by Bozo McScrotus October 28, 2015
Related Words

Burglekutt 

1. n. An unpleasant situation into which you've unwittingly involved yourself.
2. n. The toe-headed dwarf in Willow.
1. By leading that girl along, whilst being in a committed relationship, you've landed yourself in quite the burglekutt.
2. When Burglekutt opened his big fat mouth, he embroiled himself the mother of all burglekutts.
Burglekutt by PeckPeckPeck June 14, 2010

Hate Burgle

to sneak into someones house/room, like a burglar, but with the express purpose of laying the hate down by throwing their property everywhere, rather than stealing it.
Dude, sloan got black out drunk in Vegas, went back to the hotel room and hate burgled himself before he passed out!

Scat burgler 

A term used for someone who enjoys anal sex.
I tried anal sex yesterday for the first time. Now I'm a scat burgler.
Scat burgler by Apoclamite March 20, 2023

burglecut 

A marrow like turd that's, particular awkward to pass, loud and looks like a seed selling dwarf.
"Just had a turd it was a right burglecut"
burglecut by swandog November 5, 2013

Shlong Burgler 

A serial killer who kills their victim and cuts off their shlong (dick) to either pleasure themself or just for the fun of it.
Newspaper heading: Local boy killed, genitals cut off.

Boy: HAHA! This serial killer is a Shlong Burgler!
Shlong Burgler by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009