A person or person's ass predisposed to exceedingly loud expulsions of gas from the anal regions. Usually refers to a temporary condition of said effects.
See also 'magical buttrumpet'.

'Man, I got mad buttrumpet today, must be the beans'
'You've allways got buttrumpet stinkhead!'

Buttrumpet by Unkle Funk April 14, 2008

Related Words

burtrum • Bertrum • buttrump • bertrumsexual • Burrumtitous • Magical buttrumpet • soggy burtram • Big Boy Burtram • bum trumpet • burt gummer

buttrump

The Act of Dry Humping The butt.

that guy is buttrumping that other guy!

buttrump by Caleb Cardinell May 21, 2008

buttrump

The act of dry humping in a dogie style position directed towards the anus

kiss her softly, then turned her around and began to buttrump her as i kissed the back of her neck.

buttrump by Caleb Cardinell February 4, 2010

Bertrum

A whipped bitch with actions deeply synonymous with the actions of a loyal, terminally-ill pet. Usually found to have a woodland critter for hair. Will tell you how much he cares about his consistently failed crush. In response, you will most likely blow him off and inform him that he is a fucktard.

Generally spotted with an imaginary spiked collar with a short leash made of chain links attached to it. On the other end of the collar lies an emotionally mutilated girl who doesn't know what the fuck she wants. Quite often, this girl can be categorized as a thunderbunt.

Esteban: Holy shit, have you seen Bertrum lately?
Cristobo: Yeah dude, he slept outside Sondra's door when she didn't come to lunch.
Esteban: FUCKING thunderbunt.
Cristobo: Tell me about it. Fucking Bertrum. What a diseased piece of ass, sleeping outside the rooms of raging thunderbunts.

Bertrum by Quantum Bitch-Slap September 27, 2007

soggy burtram

First find a Burtram then get six mates. everyone jacks of and nuts into the Burtrams ass ( doesn't need to be named Burtram ) the last one to nut has to drink the nut out of the Bertrams ass. This is an act done out of pure testosterone and is not homosexual in any means and every man participating must say no homo before the act of soggy Burtram.

"hey soggy burtram at my place at six" "nice dude no homo" "no homo"

soggy burtram by Xwarm February 25, 2018

bertrumsexual

you realise you are in love with bertrum and there’s nothing changing that. Bertrumsexual

the first time i lay my eyes on Bertrum i fell i love and thats when i knew i was bertrumsexual

bertrumsexual by bertrums wife January 16, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026