burt and ernie

to sit unreasonably close to your friend when there is plenty of room elsewhere

I looked down at the long strech of open bench, and wondered why my friend was trying to make us into burt and ernie

by hitlist821 April 5, 2009

Burt and Ernie

To sit face to face with a girl while inserting your thumb into her bum and giving her a classic motorboat simultaneously.

Dude last night Roger so Burt and Ernie'd that girl while they were sitting on the couch.

by RiderGuy1006 October 8, 2011

Burt and Ernie couple

A male homosexual couple. The Sesame street characters have long been viewed as homosexual mascots of sorts within the gay community. Burt and Ernie is an affable term for a likable and well matched gay couple

"Bob and Joe get along so well, they finish each other's sentences. What a true Burt and Ernie couple"

by AJAS November 6, 2009

Dirty Burt & Ernie

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners eyebrows, forming an a thicker eyebrow similar to the Sesame Street Characters.

He gave her a dirty burt & ernie and she never had anal sex again.

by Pasty McWhitey April 19, 2007