burnt funnel cake Share definition Flag the act of pooping in a funnel and spreading it out over a girl chest then you jizz on it. so while im changing your oil would you like me to go get the funnel and give you burnt funnel cake? burnt funnel cake by capt long schlong January 26, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the burnt funnel cake mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch