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burn bag 

A container into which CIA, FBI, NSA personnel and others place sensitive or classified working materials, shredded or not, to be destroyed on a regular schedule--daily or more often.
"As soon as you've finished reading that transcript of the President's private comments to the Prime Minister, be certain it goes into the burn bag."
burn bag by The Mekon May 27, 2006

Burn Bag 

A complete and utterly useless person, an asshat.
That second class on the midwatch is fucking burn bag.
Burn Bag by botch casually February 20, 2015

bean bag burn 

when you put your balls on someones head and shake them till it leaves an indian burn
i tea bagged a head and moved them rapidly on his head till it got a bean bag burn mark on it
bean bag burn by giggle nutts May 25, 2011

bagel burn 

The rash a man gets after drity bagelin'
Steve had to take an ice bath to soothe his severe case of bagel burn.
bagel burn by Dylan April 13, 2005

Bagel burn 

When you’re fucking a toasted bagel and the crunchy burnt parts scratch up your dick
Oh man, I was bagel jacking last night now I got bagel burn all up and down my dingaling
Bagel burn by Yennadouble$ June 7, 2018
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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