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burn bag 

A container into which CIA, FBI, NSA personnel and others place sensitive or classified working materials, shredded or not, to be destroyed on a regular schedule--daily or more often.
"As soon as you've finished reading that transcript of the President's private comments to the Prime Minister, be certain it goes into the burn bag."
burn bag by The Mekon May 27, 2006

Burn Bag 

A complete and utterly useless person, an asshat.
That second class on the midwatch is fucking burn bag.
Burn Bag by botch casually February 20, 2015

bean bag burn 

when you put your balls on someones head and shake them till it leaves an indian burn
i tea bagged a head and moved them rapidly on his head till it got a bean bag burn mark on it

bagel burn 

The rash a man gets after drity bagelin'
Steve had to take an ice bath to soothe his severe case of bagel burn.
bagel burn by Dylan April 13, 2005

Bagel burn 

When you’re fucking a toasted bagel and the crunchy burnt parts scratch up your dick
Oh man, I was bagel jacking last night now I got bagel burn all up and down my dingaling
Bagel burn by Yennadouble$ June 7, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026