A person who goes into the bathroom, and tries to open your stall door over and over, even though it is obvious that someone is in there; causing you to tense up and cut off any turds in progress.
I was trying to take a dump at work, when a turd burgaler walked in and interupted me.
area in manchester where there's one local nitty everyone knows. white wannabe ganstas in every street corner with their 39p energy drinks. 4pm all you see is parrswood yutes on the 50 bus
really loud wet fart, this is the actual way to spell the sound a fart makes (berg-ah-dert)
(texting) I thought I mastered the art of the quiet fart, but in church this morning, BURGADERT!!!! LMAO! then.... another.. burgaderga-DERGAdert... that one was long. Blamed it on my mom. It was the best feeling in the world