Buggage. Noun. Buggage is a term defining emotional crap that you intend to dump on a good friend, or willing listener often held captive, like your hair stylist. Buggage is usually annoying in content, mundane and not life threatening in nature. Elaine Benes of Seinfeld kind of material, usually delivered with
over the top drama, and angst, but the friend listens anyway but is often engaged in a mundane activity like eating cereal. The friend is usually responsible for redirecting the
conversation, as the delivery of buggage can last
indefinitely. Buggage is a synonym for gossip. Buggage often leads to more buggage.
Hey Jerry, I'm so upset! You have to listen to me! I've got some serious buggage! I think this guy is stalking me on Facebook.
Another example,
Hey Jerry, I heard some
crazy ass stuff about you and George, tell me it's just a bunch of buggage.