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bungee shit 

An occurance common with many Italian and Persian males and most Samoan females, it's a shit that once shat, attaches itself to you're ass hairs and is pulled back up once its head hits the water.
Girl 1: I heard that Persians keep scissors by their toilets cause of all the bungee shits they take!
Girl 2: I heard black people are more likely to die of heart failure!
--Dialogue from recess at John Wayne Bobbitt Elementary
bungee shit by genegine October 14, 2006
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Shitty Bungie 

A nickname given to 343 Industries after they took over the Halo franchise from Bungie studios in 2011.
"Hey matchmaking is down."
"That's SB for you."
"SB?"
"Shitty Bungie."
"Oh you mean 343 Industries"
"Same difference."
Shitty Bungie by Stank O'Connor December 18, 2011